Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!
It is once again the day of the resurection of Jesus... Zombie Jesus!But did you know... the pagan festival of Eastre occurred at the same time of year as the Christian observance of the Resurrection...
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When can I have embedded linux in my motorized toothbrush?http://bigmouth.here-n-there.com/
View ArticleExpedition Will Seek to Find Noah's Ark
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=753&e=10&u=/ap/20040427/ap_on_sc/noah_s_arkHere is an interesting comment posted by Daniel Dvorkin on Slashdot on this...
View ArticleThe Guys' Rules
C&P Joke...At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules"from the female side. Now here...
View ArticleTraveling...
My friend James and I planned a trip to Auburn for Mother's day weekend about three weeks ago. Originally James agrred to take me and that Miranda could follow along. Even Nannel could go as Miranda...
View ArticleYOU MIGHT BE FROM HUNTSVILLE, AL. IF:
1. You're thinking of just buying a pollen-colored car.2. You don't care HOW they do it up North.3. Your garage holds two John Deere tractors and a fledgling electronicscompany.4. You can give...
View ArticleShittiest Shit
Time to update the ole journal.... Nothing going on here other than the usual eveiction notices and my desision to NOT increase my education in CS any further. I have decided to go to Business school...
View ArticleArticle 15
Ah, another obligitory post... guess I'll just start bitchiing aboot my life... here goes...I am concerned aboot my freinds ruben and mellymel. I havn't been able to get in touch with them for some...
View ArticleMy upcoming Birthday
For those of you that don't already know (like anybody reads my journal anyway) tomorrow is my 25th birthday. I feel sad and old today even though my birthday isn't until tomorrow. I have been...
View ArticleFreedom in America
Since nobody reads my posts I figured I would post this...By posting this I do not neccessarily agree with this editorial in its entirety but just posted for discussion (which won't likely happen since...
View ArticleScrewy Lease..Ughghghg
Got home from working for 12 hours, well actually working 8 housrs and then did some network stuff at an Architect's office. I'll prolly more for those three hours as a consulant then I did all day at...
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What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. Youwere brought back from the grave by exposure to245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste ofspicy brains to stop the pain of being dead.You are virtually...
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This is funny! This is why my lj hates me?
I never updatewhy is YOUR livejournal annoying?brought to you by Quizilla
View ArticleRemember during a nuclear attack...
DUCK AND COVER...http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/10/12/iraq.nuclear/index.html
View Articlehu sound
Interesting read here: ORMUS and Sounds in the HeadSeems like I have heard this sound before... but nothing as far as columns of light.
View ArticleShitter
Forgot to memtion in previous post that US Senator Jeff Sessions has an office across the hall. He was here the other day and you know your in the right place (or possibly the polar opposite) when you...
View ArticleLMFAO
Out of all the people...beuford's LJ stalker is turbopunk!turbopunk is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also stalking you in real life. Look...
View ArticleOpening: Interim Best Friend
As some of you may know my best friend (read: only friend) was scheduled to leave for the sandy dunes of Iraq on Friday. I went home yesterday and put some pork chops in the oven. I then phoned my only...
View Articlehmmm WTF?
It seems my lj friends list is dwindling as are my friends in life. I was once told by a very wise man that you lose friends as you age and if you can count just two or three best friends by the time...
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hmmmm.... Duff
"Son, a woman is a lot like a...arefrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait aminute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.They smell good, they look good,...
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